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Folsom Prison, 5-year-old Blues

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Ziptastic

Okay, so €13.50 ain't exactly cheap for an accessory anymore, but consider the possibilities of the Navy Ziptastic Corsage from Accessorize. It'd glam up a plain white tee like nobody's business and it would look even better pinned to a slouchy beanie hat. In fact, I reckon it could revamp most of the basics in anyone's wardrobe for under €14 - sweet!

Fast & Fabulous

Fancy Fast Food

Still bad... but look how good it looks!

Shoulder to shoulder

Balmain-esque shoulders: is there a more covetable look for Autumn? The trend is pouring downstream, popping up everywhere in jackets and statement dresses. Penney's are about to launch their 'Power Shoulder Blazer', which should sell out in seconds and Dorothy Perkins is even sporting the look in military form with a cosy red coat that means serious winter business.

DP is also home to a black/grey statement shoulder dress that wouldn't look out of place on the Starship Enterprise, but screw it, I'm happy to take my cue from space if it guarantees the death of neon body-con by September.

By the way, 'shoulder' is one of those words that starts to lose all meaning once you type it or say it three or four times.


Power shoulder blazer €25, Penney's (due in store in August)



Puff shoulder crepe dress, €21, Penney's (due in store mid-October)





Red military coat €150, Dorothy Perkins




Statement shoulder dress, €50, Dorothy Perkins

Introducing...

When it comes to babies, I like them but I couldn't eat a whole one. That's why I'm super psyched and honoured to have been crowned fairy godmother to my best friend's shiny new son. Are you ready? Hold onto your biological clocks ladies, and behold the hotness that is Luke:

I have layers.

When you're looking at this photo, imagine you are my next door neighbour, peeping through a hole in the wall, probably massively turned on by goings-on chez Pedestrian.

Fun, no?

Not that my neighbour's a sex pest or anything. He's actually quite a nice man called Pat. He has a bird feeder, which he refills regularly with proper bird seed you get from the garden centre. Not just bits of old toast and gone-off cereal, like I give them.

Aaaaanyway.

I've denim-y, zippy layers. Denim layer dress, €19, Penney's.

Beware of bunching

Gah - bunching, even the word is gross. Playsuits are fabulous, but why in the name of Farrah Fawcett are people not trying them on before wearing them outside? It's like the opposite of camel toe and it's everywhere - awkward bunching in the playsuit crotch region.

Look in the mirror bitches!

Look in the mirror!

Michael Jackson (1958-2009)

"I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed. And I embarrass easily."
-Michael Jackson