Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Distraction


Animal print trilby, broderie anglaise bolero, ultra cropped white vest, ripped stonewash jeans and cream ethnic hoop earrings - all River Island, Spring Summer '09, whatever, but would you for one second look at this woman's stomach. Focus your eyes square on it. Jesus wept. If I had a tummy like that I swear I'd never wear clothes again, not even to work.

9 comments:

Mary T said...

I read in Grazia that all this Sports Luxe and 80s style revival means that cropped tops are going to be everywhere this season. I won't be wearing them as having kids had ruined my washboard stomach. I might however go for a loose fitting cropped top with a longer vest underneath.

Also...what is your view on shoulder pads? In my opinion they were wrong in the 80s and they are wrong now! I think you should write a blog on it, or I might be forced to.

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

Always wrong, unless you have a medical issue that's left you without shoulders of your own... you could use them like a prosthetic or something?

I'm seeing these cropped tops everywhere, I've scheduled a minor health freak out for mid-May.

Lottie said...

Oh no I wouldn't like a tummy like that. I think that a few inches of flab adds character - it says look at me world - I'm fat, I'm fab and Im loving it.

No? Yea I'm not convinced either.

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

Yeah, that sexy little line of flubber underneath the bra line is particularly hot as well. I'd hate if I lost that!

Manuel said...

brilliant that picture is still up.....cheers for your comment the other day.....means a lot

Anonymous said...

Oh no, this reminds me of my long lost washboard tummy, that is the one I had before I moved to England and started eating like mad! Ah... like the jeans too, although a bit distracted by what's above them ;)

Anonymous said...

Forgot to say: Mary T, Sexy Pedestrian, I'm strongly with both of you on the shoulder pads subject. They freak me out.

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

And so they should young lady.

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

Manuel - I can send you a high-res version for your personal viewing pleasure if you like...