Okay, so the Gucci Babouska studded open-toes might be beautiful (they look better on than they do in pictures). They might have antique brass hardware and a horsebit ring buckle, but they also have an eye-watering €795 price tag. Step forward Penney's, with their studded gladiator sandal - sporting no less than two buckles, which I prefer. The price? €18 my friend, €18.
You're only going to get drunk and destroy them in some nasty nightclub anyway... with the spare €777 you could destroy them in a nasty nightclub in the Côte d’Azur.
Gucci Babouska studded sandals €795
Studded gladiator sandal, €18, Penney's